Hamilton Bakerr

My Minecraft Girlfriend (feat. Sleith)

No catfish, only ocelots
My lady, not to be shady, but could you answer my DMs?
The last thing that I said before you threw me off the deep end
Now it's been three days since I last saw you online
And three minutes since I last cried
You're griefin' my feelings, you can't keep deceivin'
I gave you all my diamonds, and then you were leavin'
I'd go to war to share your bed
Stop playing hunger games with my head
My momma told me to find someone new
But nobody has the same skin as you (I love your skin)
I've subbed on Twitch, I've given you my Prime
Everything I do to let you know you're mine
Let me be more than just your white knight
Please just add me to your whitelist tonight, yeah
Is what I used to say, but now those feelings have all gone away
I'm over it, I'm definitely over it
As my heart rate quickens, I think of killing those chickens
It's a metaphor for all your pictures I'm no longer clicking
I wrote first on all your posts, I LOL'ed at all your jokes
You blocked me on Facebook, but you can still see all my posts
My boys told me I'm simping, that I'm going too far
Just wanna be the Elytra to catch you when you fall
I'm still tryna prove that I'm a Steve not a Creeper
I'm hopin' after this you'll finally think I'm a keeper
Tall, dark, and handsome like an Enderman
Why would you log out on me when I was your biggest fan?
Did I mention I work out, and I'm VIP on Mineplex?
And also, I'm pretty rich (yeah I got Robux)
Thought we had Curse of Binding together till the end
Then suddenly you're leavin' me to hang out with your boyfriend
You dragged me through hell
I'm never looking back
Unless you ask me nicely